(INSERT INTERESTING, WITTY, AND THOUGHT-PROVOKING QUOTE HERE.)
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Oh I don't know, I'm just not in the mood for a quote right now.

I know! Like, emigawsh! What is the world coming to?!
(Ooh look, pink elephant.)

I've been delaying posting for a lawwwwng time because I was planning to wait and do a nice long picture post. :] BUT Maxine Lam Ai Ting forgot to bring the gizmook to connect my camera's memory card with my Mac, so ten bucks tells me that the schmexy picture post won't be coming tonight.

... Dundundunn.

I drank blood.

The other day. In, like, the NJC Bio Lab.

I know, I know. OF ALL PLACES, right? It could've been a graveyard. It could've been in some tiny, musty room tucked away in Northern France, all misty and musty and romantic. It could've been in some crazy mythicalesque place with princes and unicorns and vampires and elves,

...but nuuuu, it had to be in the NJC Bio Lab.

And it wasn't even in some crystal goblet, with light scintillating off the edges.
...It was from a plastic disposable plate.
Which probably was passed down from IP06 to IP05 to IP01 to IP02 to IP03 and finally IP04.

Dahyum, I'm weird.

But that having been said- it ackshually tasted pretty good.
Kinduv like that liver shizz my mum forces me to take.
But from the way everyone else in 04 reacted, you would've thought I had eaten a part of the human anatomy or something.

Wei Quan: "Arrrghhh! Cara, don't drink the blood! You'll get AIDS!!!"

Haha, Wei Quan.
Haha.

...Kat cut a heart in her pig's heart.

Ohhhhyes.

Introducing the New Urban Emo--- NJC style.

...Feeling emo? ...Carve a heart into your pig's heart!
...Thirsty? ... Drink blood!
... Angry? ... Blowing people up is so last year. Stuff your finger's into a pig's aorta instead!

Good times, good times.

Uh huh uh huh, and I finally finished my one star canoeing course for nationals. :] Hahah. It was neat, 'cept during the capsize drill; I realized that my canoe didn't have any buoyancy.

So it was, like.

Me: "Oh dang...Maxy....Jinnie... *treads water frantically* ...I think my boat's sinking...!"

And then it was me grappling in the water, desperately trying to haul my rapidly sinking canoe out of the water, and Maxy and Jinnie freaking out from their canoes, from where they were SUPPOSED TO RESCUE ME.

And worse still, I HAD to realize that my lifejacket was too big for me.

"...Maxy! Heeeelp. I'm falling out of my lifejacket!"

And I had that Dido song playing in my head, all the while I was thinking oh no, oh no, oh no....

I will go down with this ship canoe;
I will put up my hands fall out of my incredibly loose lifejacket; and surrender,
There will be no white flag upon my door,
I'm in love, and always will be. sinking. Will somebody help me?

Muahaha yesterday we had the whole NJ track and field thing.

Managed (with Kat's help!) to get some very candid, very unglam pictures of CERTAIN PEOPLE. :]

Photoshop rocks.

<3

(watch this space. Pictures coming soon.)